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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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How does a snail feel after it loses its shell?
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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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How does a dog stop a video?
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Why did the sloth win the race?
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Why don't programmers like nature trails?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Why did the belt go to prison?
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What did the coder do at the beach?
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How do you make a strawberry laugh?
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Why was the developer always calm during a crisis?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the bar?
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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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Why was the pepper the class clown?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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Why don't eggs tell each other secrets in public?
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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How do you make a peanut laugh?
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Why did the koala love being the center of attention?
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What did the ocean say to the shore?
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