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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
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Why don't sharks play basketball?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the jungle?
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How does a snowman get around town?
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How did the programmer fix his broken computer?
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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Why did the pancake break up with the waffle?
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Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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How do you make holy water?
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Why do cows make terrible comedians?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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Why did the programmer go broke?
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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How does a tree access the internet?
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Why did the pepper put on a jacket?
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How does a hamburger introduce his wife?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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