Your Daily Dose of Humor
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general
Why did the computer take up gardening?
dad
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
animal
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
animal
What's faster than a cheetah racing through the savannah?
food
Why did the lettuce win the race?
animal
What's a frog's favorite game?
dad
Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
tech
Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
dad
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
dad
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
food
How does bacon say goodbye?
pun
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
general
Why do cows wear bells?
tech
What do you call a programming wizard?
food
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
pun
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
dad
How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
pun
How did the barber win the race?
general
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
animal
How do you make a goldfish old?
pun
Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
food
Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
tech
What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
general
How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
general
Why did the belt get arrested?
pun
What do you call a musical insect?
animal
Why did the sloth win the race?
food
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
tech
How do programmers stay cool?
tech
