Your Daily Dose of Humor
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general

Why did the computer take up gardening?
tech

What do you call a programming wizard?
pun

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
dad

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
dad

Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
animal

What's a frog's favorite game?
pun

Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
pun

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
general

How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
food

Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
animal

How do you make a goldfish old?
pun

How did the barber win the race?
dad

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
food

How does bacon say goodbye?
pun

What do you call a musical insect?
animal

What's faster than a cheetah racing through the savannah?
general

Why do cows wear bells?
dad

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
general

Why did the belt get arrested?
general

Why did the computer go to the doctor?
dad

How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
tech

Why did the computer catch a cold?
animal

Why did the sloth win the race?
animal

Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
food

What did the pasta say to the tomato?
tech

What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
food

Why did the lettuce win the race?
food

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
tech

How do programmers stay cool?
tech
