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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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How do you make holy water?
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What did one hat say to the other hat?
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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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How does a dad start his car on Mondays?
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Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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Why did the programmer break up with their calculator?
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What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?
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Why don't elephants use computers?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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How did the octopus make friends at the underwater party?
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Why don't eggs tell each other secrets in public?
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Why did the koala bring a ladder to the bar?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How does a snowman get around town?
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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How does lettuce express its emotions?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Halloween?
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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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