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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the bar?
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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog?
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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How does a dad make a tissue dance?
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Why do dads always have an extra pair of glasses?
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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How do you make a strawberry laugh?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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Why did the sloth win the race?
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Why can't you trust an atom?
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Why did the dad plant light bulbs in his garden?
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How does a hamburger introduce its family?
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Why did the pony go to the doctor?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated?
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