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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why did the banana break up with the plantain?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
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Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
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What did the Java developer say to the Python developer?
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Why couldn't the hamburger trust the hotdog?
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How does bacon say goodbye?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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Why did the software developer go to therapy?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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What do you call a programmer who doesn't like coffee?
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Why don't dads trust stairs?
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How does a burger introduce itself in a party?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
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Why do dads always tell bad jokes in the kitchen?
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How does a dad exercise at the beach?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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