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Why did the banana break up with the plantain?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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Why did the llama start a dance academy?
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Why do melons have fancy weddings?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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Why do bicycles fall over?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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Why did the developer go broke?
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Why did the chef get arrested?
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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What did the coding pirate say when he found a bug in his code?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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What did the JavaScript say to the HTML?
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Why was the math book sad at the zoo?
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
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Why was the developer always calm during a crisis?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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