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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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Why did the banana break up with the plantain?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful therapist?
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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Why was the student staring at the calendar?
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Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
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Why was the function unsure of its identity?
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Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the park?
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Why did the sloth become a stand-up comedian?
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What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato during a race?
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What did the JavaScript say to the HTML?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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What did the ocean say to the shore?
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How does a programmer fix a broken light bulb?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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