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Why do programmers hate nature documentaries?
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Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Why did the llama bring a ruler to the party?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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What did the snail say as it slipped down the window?
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What did the Java developer say to the Python developer?
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How did the programmer fix their broken keyboard?
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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How do you make a peanut laugh?
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Why did the computer take up gardening?
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What do you call a group of programmers who go on a hike?
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Why did the llama start a dance academy?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Why did the bicycle fall over at the comedy show?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Did you hear about the painter who lost his job?
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