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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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What is a baker's favorite music genre?
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Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?
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Why was the calendar nervous?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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Why was the math book sad?
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Why did the pancake break up with the waffle?
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Why do programmers prefer tea over coffee?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why do bananas need sunscreen at the beach?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
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Why did the cookie go to the therapist?
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
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Why did the programmer use glasses while coding?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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What do you call a fish magician?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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Why did the pony go to the doctor?
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What do you call a mischievous insect?
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
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