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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
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How do you make holy water?
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How does a snail feel after it loses its shell?
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Why did the programmer break up with his keyboard?
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What do you call a bear that is missing an ear?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
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How do you make a watermelon laugh?
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What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato during a race?
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Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma?
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What do you call a bear that loves to dance?
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Why do Python programmers prefer to use snake_case?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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Why do cows make terrible comedians?
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What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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How did the owl find out his wife was cheating on him?
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