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Why did the cell phone go to therapy?
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Why don't programmers like to play hide and seek?
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What do you call a group of musical whales?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why couldn't the hamburger trust the hotdog?
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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Why did the software developer break up with their keyboard?
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
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What did the programmer say when their code wouldn't compile?
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: How do you make a goldfish old?
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish?
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How do construction workers party?
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How does a lemon apologize?
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What's a tree's favorite dating app?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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Why did the chicken join a band?
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