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Why was the software developer always calm during emergencies?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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What do you call a bear that is missing an ear?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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How does a snowman get around on warm days?
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What did the ocean say to the shore?
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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated?
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What do you call a programmer who doesn't like coffee?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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How does bacon say goodbye?
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Why did the math book visit the therapist?
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How do you make a squirrel laugh?
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
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What did the math book say to the history book?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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What's a coder's favorite board game?
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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
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