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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Why can't you trust an atom?
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How does a dad make sure he doesn't lose his tools?
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Why did the dad tomato turn red?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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How does a burger introduce itself in a party?
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How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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How does a plant get on the internet?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
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Why did the pancake go to the therapist?
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What do you call a programmer who doesn't like coffee?
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Why was the math book sad?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
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Why don't sharks play basketball?
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Why did the volleyball player go to the bank?
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
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Why do programmers always mix up work and play?
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Why do dads always have the best garden jokes?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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