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Did you hear about the painter who lost his job?
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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Why did the programmer break up with his keyboard?
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How do construction workers party?
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Why did the lettuce win the race?
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Why did the squirrel bring a flashlight to the party?
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How does a plant get on the internet?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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Why do programmers prefer tea over coffee?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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How does a programmer stay cool in the summer?
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Why did the pony go to the doctor?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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Why did the computer break up with the programmer?
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
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What do you call a dad who is addicted to brake fluid?
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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How does a skeleton call his friends?
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What's a tree's least favorite month?
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How did the barber win the race?
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What do you call a group of musical cows?
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