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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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How does a bee style its hair?
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How do you talk to a nervous chicken?
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible comedians?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
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How does a penguin build its house?
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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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What do you call a programmer from Finland?
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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Why did the baker go to therapy?
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How does a taco say grace before eating?
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How did the owl find out his wife was cheating on him?
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Why did the banana go to the party alone?
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