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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why don't elephants use computers?
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Why did the sloth become a stand-up comedian?
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
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Why did the banana go to the party?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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Why was the math book sad?
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What do you call a coding duel between two programmers?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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Why did the volleyball player go to the bank?
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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Why was the dad so good at math?
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Why don't elephants need computers?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
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Why did the dad write jokes about elevators?
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Why was the calendar always confident?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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