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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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How did the programmer fix his broken computer?
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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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Why did the banana break up with the plantain?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
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How does a dentist become a detective?
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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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Why did the bicycle fall over when it tried to eat?
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Why did the koala bring a flashlight to the party?
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How does a penguin build its house?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the coding competition?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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What do you call a programmer who can't parallel park?
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Why was the math book never hungry?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Why do melons have fancy weddings?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
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Why did the dad win an award for being the best dentist?
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