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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
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Why do bicycles fall over?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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Why did the cell phone go to therapy?
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Why do cows wear bells?
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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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Why did the dad joke go to school?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Why was the computer cold?
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
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Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator?
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How do you comfort a sad programmer?
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What do you call a group of programmers who go on a hike?
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Why did the volleyball player go to the bank?
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How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog?
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