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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
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Why did the dad plant light bulbs in his garden?
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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Why did the dad tomato turn red?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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Why did the banana go to the party?
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Why did the giraffe break up with the hedgehog?
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Why did the baker go to therapy?
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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What did the programmer say when their code wouldn't compile?
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Why was the math book sad at lunchtime?
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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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Why did the gardener bring a ladder to work?
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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
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Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
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Why do dads always have the best garden jokes?
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How do you make a gold soup?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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