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What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato during a race?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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How does a dog stop a video?
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What did the snail say as it slipped down the window?
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Why did the math book visit the therapist?
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Why did the banana go to the party?
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How does a dad make sure he doesn't lose his tools?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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How do you fix a broken tomato?
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How does a programmer propose to their significant other?
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
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How did the programmer fix his broken computer?
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Why don't owls go to concerts?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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What did the sloth say when it crossed the road?
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Why was the math book sad when it was thrown out?
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Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible comedians?
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Why did the cell phone go to therapy?
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What do you call a programmer who can't parallel park?
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