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Why couldn't the hamburger trust the hotdog?
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go into the pan?
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How does a programmer propose to their significant other?
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How did the programmer fix the bug in his code?
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How does a snowman get around town?
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Why do bicycles fall over?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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Why did the belt go to prison?
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Why do fathers always tell bad jokes about paper?
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How does a lemon file a lawsuit?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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Why did the dad win an award for being the best dentist?
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How did the computer get out of jail?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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Why did the pancake go to the therapist?
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How does a programmer serve breakfast?
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How does a taco greet people at a party?
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How does a penguin build its house?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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How do you catch a squirrel with ADD?
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