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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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How does a programmer fix a broken lightbulb?
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How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
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How does a tree access the internet?
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How does a scientist freshen her breath?
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Why was the math book sad at the lunch table?
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How does a cloud apologize?
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Why do Python programmers prefer to use snake_case?
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What did the hat say to the scarf during winter?
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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Why do bicycles fall over?
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Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator?
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Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
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Why did the chef become a gardener?
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Why did the koala bring a flashlight to the party?
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Why do dads always have an extra pair of glasses?
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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How does a plant get on the internet?
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How do trees access the internet?
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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How does a penguin build its house?
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