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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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What's a programmer's favorite type of dance?
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How does bacon say goodbye?
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How does a tree access the internet?
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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Why did the pancake break up with the waffle?
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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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What do you call a polar bear in a desert?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the zoo?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why did the koala love being the center of attention?
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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What do you call a group of apes playing instruments?
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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What did the programmer say to his doctor?
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Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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Why did the squirrel bring a flashlight to the party?
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Why do programmers hate nature documentaries?
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