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How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog?
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Why was the calendar nervous?
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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful therapist?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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Have you heard about that kidnapping at the park?
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What do you call a bear that is missing an ear?
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What do you call a fashionable insect?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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Why did the bread break up with the butter?
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Why did the bicycle fall over at the comedy show?
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How does a tree access the internet?
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
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What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
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