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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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How do trees access the internet?
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Why did the dad win an award for being the best dentist?
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What did the sushi say to the bee?
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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Did you hear about the invention of the shovel?
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How do you make a sausage roll?
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Why was the math book never hungry?
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How does a dad answer the phone on vacation?
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How do you make a watermelon laugh?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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What's a tree's favorite dating app?
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Have you heard about that kidnapping at the park?
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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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How do you make a peanut laugh?
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What did one pancake say to the other pancake?
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Why did the gardener bring a ladder to work?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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