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How does a programmer make a decision?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a parachute to the picnic?
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I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh.
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Why did the computer catch a cold?
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Why did the cell phone go to therapy?
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What did the programmer say when he found a bug in his code on Friday night?
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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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Why do Python programmers prefer to use snake_case?
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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How does a pirate like his coffee?
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What do you call a dad who is also a magician?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?
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Why don't sharks play basketball?
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Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
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How do you make a gorilla laugh?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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How does a dad exercise at the beach?
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Why did the gym close down?
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Why was the C# developer always calm?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over?
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