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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato during a race?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
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Why did the computer break up with the programmer?
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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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What do you call a coding duel between two programmers?
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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
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Why did the bicycle fall over when it tried to eat?
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Why was the math book never hungry?
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How does a train eat?
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How does a taco greet people at a party?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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How do you catch a squirrel with ADD?
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What do you call a coding superhero?
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Why did the dad write jokes about elevators?
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
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