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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the park?
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How does lettuce express its emotions?
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How does a dog stop a video?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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What do you call a fish magician?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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How does a hamburger introduce his wife?
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Why did the llama start a dance academy?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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Why did the dad plant light bulbs in his garden?
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What do you call a dad who is addicted to brake fluid?
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What did one hat say to the other hat?
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What did the hat say to the scarf during winter?
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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Why was the math book sad at the lunch table?
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