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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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How does a barber make phone calls?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why did the software developer go to therapy?
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
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Why did the baker go to therapy?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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How does a lemon file a lawsuit?
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Why was the dad so good at math?
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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How does a programmer propose?
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Why do Python programmers prefer to use snake_case?
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Why do fathers always tell bad jokes about paper?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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How do you talk to a nervous chicken?
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Why did the hamburger become a detective?
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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Why did the chef get arrested?
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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