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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
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Why did the sushi blush?
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Why was the math book sad at the zoo?
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Why did the bread break up with the butter?
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How do you make a sausage roll?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
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What did the Java developer say to the Python developer?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
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Why did the banana break up with the plantain?
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How does a programmer fix a broken light bulb?
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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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Why did the pony go to the doctor?
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What did the JavaScript say to the HTML?
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Why do programmers prefer tea over coffee?
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