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Why did the kangaroo bring a camera to the dinner party?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
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Why did the belt go to jail?
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How does a lemon apologize?
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Why was the math book sad after the test?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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How does a scientist freshen her breath?
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Why did the computer catch a cold?
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Why did the computer break up with the programmer?
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Why was the math book sad at the zoo?
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What did the ocean say to the shore?
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How does a dad answer the phone on vacation?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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What happens to nitrogen when it gets sunburned?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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Why don't elephants need computers?
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Why did the pancake go to the therapist?
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful therapist?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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What's a programmer's favorite type of dance?
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Why did the salad go to the dentist?
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