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Why did the dad plant light bulbs in his garden?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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Why did the chef break up with the bread?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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What did the programmer say when he found a bug in his code on Friday night?
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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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Why don't sharks play basketball?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Why did the laptop go to therapy?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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Why did the llama bring a ruler to the party?
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Why did the math book visit the therapist?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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How does a hamburger introduce his wife?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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