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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bakery?
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Why did the computer catch a cold?
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What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
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Why don't dads trust stairs?
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Why do bananas need sunscreen at the beach?
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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What did the Java developer say to the Python developer?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?
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What do you call a coding superhero?
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Why did the belt go to prison?
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Why did the cell phone go to therapy?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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How did the programmer fix his broken computer?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a parachute to the picnic?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the coding competition?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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Why do programmers prefer tea over coffee?
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Why did the bicycle fall over at the comedy show?
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
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