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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
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Why did the seafood stop seeing the therapist?
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What happens to nitrogen when it gets sunburned?
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Why did the pancake break up with the waffle?
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How does a programmer make a decision?
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What did the hat say to the scarf during winter?
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Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the park?
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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Why did the dad plant light bulbs in his garden?
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
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Why did the sushi break up with the fish?
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What did the coffee say to the programmer?
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Why was the math book sad after the test?
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Why was the calendar nervous?
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How did the barber win the race?
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Why did the koala bring a flashlight to the party?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the zoo?
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Why did the gym close down?
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Why did the cell phone go to therapy?
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How does a programmer serve breakfast?
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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