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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go into the pan?
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How does a programmer serve breakfast?
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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping to work?
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How did the barber win the race?
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Why was the function unsure of its identity?
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Why was the math book sad after the test?
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Why did the programmer break up with his keyboard?
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Why don't dads ever get lost?
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Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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How does a burger introduce itself in a party?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over?
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Why did the coffee file a lawsuit against its owner?
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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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Why do programmers prefer to work alone?
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
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What do you call a programmer who doesn't like coffee?
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
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