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Why do fathers always tell bad jokes about paper?
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Why was the math book sad at lunchtime?
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Why do dads always have an extra pair of glasses?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
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What did one hat say to the other hat?
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How does a T-Rex like its steak?
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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What do you call a group of musical whales?
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Why did the hamburger become a detective?
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Why did the baker go to therapy?
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Why was the dad so good at math?
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Why did the pepper put on a jacket?
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Why did the programmer break up with their calculator?
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Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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Why don't elephants use computers?
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