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Why don't owls go to concerts?
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Why was the math book sad after the test?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping to work?
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Why do melons have fancy weddings?
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Why don't elephants use computers?
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Why couldn't the hamburger trust the hotdog?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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How does a train eat?
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What do you call a barbecue that tells jokes?
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Why did the programmer break up with their calculator?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
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What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato during a race?
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Why did the belt go to prison?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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What did the coding pirate say when he found a bug in his code?
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