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Why did the crab never share his food?
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Why couldn't the hamburger trust the hotdog?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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Why was the math book feeling lonely?
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
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Why was the pepper the class clown?
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How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
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What did the programmer say when their code wouldn't compile?
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful therapist?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?
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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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How do you catch a squirrel who loves nuts?
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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
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Why did the pancake go to the therapist?
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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
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