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Why was the calendar always confident?
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What do you call a programming wizard?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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What do you call a polar bear in a desert?
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Why did the music teacher go to jail?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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How do you make a squirrel laugh?
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What's a programmer's favorite type of dance?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the boxing match?
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
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How do you fix a broken tomato?
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How did the programmer fix his broken computer?
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What do you call a ghost's true love?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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How did the octopus make friends at the underwater party?
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: How do you make a goldfish old?
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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What did the programmer say when their code wouldn't compile?
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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