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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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Why did the pancake go to the therapist?
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Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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How does a tree access the internet?
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How did the programmer fix the bug in his code?
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Why do programmers always mix up work and play?
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Why did the bread break up with the butter?
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Why was the C# developer always calm?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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Why don't elephants need computers?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a camera to the dinner party?
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What do you call a bear that is missing an ear?
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How do you make a gold soup?
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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
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What did the sloth say when it crossed the road?
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Why do cows make terrible comedians?
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What did the coding pirate say when he found a bug in his code?
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