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What did the ocean say to the shore?
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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Why don't elephants need computers?
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How do you make a watermelon laugh?
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
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Why did the llama start a dance academy?
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Why did the programmer break up with their calculator?
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Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Halloween?
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Why don’t crabs like to share their food?
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Why do bananas need sunscreen at the beach?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible comedians?
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Why did the computer take up gardening?
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Why did the calendar refuse to go bungee jumping?
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How does a tree access the internet?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bakery?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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What did one hat say to the other hat?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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How did the programmer fix the bug in his code?
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How does a snowman get around town?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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