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How does a programmer flirt?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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How did the computer catch the virus?
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Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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What did the dad say when he couldn't find his car keys?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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How do you organize a space party?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated?
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Why do dads tell the best jokes in the kitchen?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the park?
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How does a dad answer the phone on vacation?
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Why was the calendar always confident?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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How does a cow send a message?
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
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Why did the chicken join a band?
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How do you fix a broken tomato?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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