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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
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How did the programmer fix his broken computer?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go into the pan?
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How does a lemon apologize?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping to work?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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Why did the pony go to the doctor?
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Why did the dad write jokes about elevators?
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Why did the music teacher go to jail?
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What did the coffee say to the programmer?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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Why did the programmer get in trouble with the law?
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What happened to the girl who drank too much tea?
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What do you call a fly without wings?
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What do you call a programmer who can't parallel park?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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Why was the pepper the class clown?
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How do you talk to a nervous chicken?
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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
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