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Why was the math book a great listener?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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What do you call a fashionable insect?
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Why did the bicycle fall over at the comedy show?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Why did the banana go to school?
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Did you hear about the painter who lost his job?
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How did the owl find out his wife was cheating on him?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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What did the programmer say to his doctor?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Why do dads tell the best jokes in the kitchen?
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What do you call a ghost's true love?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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