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Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the jungle?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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How does a penguin build its house?
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Why did the koala love being the center of attention?
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What happens to nitrogen when it gets sunburned?
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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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How does a taco greet people at a party?
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How does a programmer propose?
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Why do melons have fancy weddings?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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How does a dad make a tissue dance?
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How does the moon cut its hair?
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Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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Why was the pepper the class clown?
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How do you comfort a sad programmer?
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What do you call a programmer from Finland?
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