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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?
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How do you know if a programmer is an introvert?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
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Why did the belt go to prison?
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How do you make holy water?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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How does a taco greet people at a party?
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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
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Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Halloween?
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Why did the cell phone go to therapy?
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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Why don't sharks play basketball in the ocean?
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What do you call a programmer from Finland?
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Why do dads always have the best garden jokes?
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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How do construction workers party?
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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