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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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How does a squid make a decision?
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How did the programmer fix the bug in his code?
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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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How does a dad exercise at the beach?
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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Have you heard about that kidnapping at the park?
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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Why did the llama start a dance academy?
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Why did the sushi break up with the fish?
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Why was the math book sad at lunchtime?
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What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?
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Why was the pepper the class clown?
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What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Why did the bicycle fall over at the comedy show?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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: How do you make a goldfish old?
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