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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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How does a lemon file a lawsuit?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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Why did the chef break up with the bread?
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Why did the bee get married?
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I used to play piano by ear...
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Why did the banana break up with the plantain?
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How did the octopus make friends at the underwater party?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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How did the programmer fix the bug in his code?
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How does a snail feel after it loses its shell?
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How does a train eat?
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How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog?
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Why did the pepper put on a jacket?
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How does a rapper greet his grandmother?
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Why did the calendar refuse to go bungee jumping?
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Why did the hamburger become a detective?
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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How does a dad answer the phone on vacation?
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Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
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What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
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