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Why did the dad write jokes about elevators?
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Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
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Why did the pepper put on a jacket?
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Why did the koala break up with its eucalyptus tree girlfriend?
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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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Why do dads always have the best garden jokes?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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How does a cow send a message?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the boxing match?
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How do programmers stay cool in summer?
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What do you call a fashionable insect?
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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What did the programmer say to his doctor?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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