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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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Why was the math book sad on Friday?
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Why did the pepper put on a jacket?
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How does a lemon apologize?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call a programming wizard?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend?
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Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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Why do programmers make terrible chefs?
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Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Halloween?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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What do you call a dad who is addicted to brake fluid?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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What did the programmer say to his doctor?
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How do you make a gold soup?
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What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
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What's a programmer's favorite type of dance?
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How does a taco say grace before eating?
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