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Why do programmers make terrible chefs?
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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
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Why did the music teacher go to jail?
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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What is a baker's favorite music genre?
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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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How does a squid make a decision?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
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Why did the baker go to therapy?
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
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Why did the sloth win the race?
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How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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How do programmers stay cool?
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What do you call a group of musical whales?
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Why did the koala break up with its eucalyptus tree girlfriend?
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Why did the chicken join a band?
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