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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How does a penguin build its house?
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How do you make a peanut laugh?
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How does a squid make a decision?
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What do you call a musical insect?
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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Why did the music teacher go to jail?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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Why was the pepper the class clown?
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How do you make a sausage roll?
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How does a snowman get around on warm days?
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Why was the calendar always confident?
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What did the snail say as it slipped down the window?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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Why did the koala bring a flashlight to the party?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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Why did the bacon refuse to go into the pan?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
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How does a bee style its hair?
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What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
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