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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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Why did the horse go to school?
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
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How does a programmer make a decision?
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Why was the developer always calm during a crisis?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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Why did the banana go to the party?
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How does a cloud apologize?
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What did the sloth say when it crossed the road?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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What do you call a dad who is addicted to brake fluid?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
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Why was the math book sad at the zoo?
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Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Halloween?
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Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator?
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Why did the developer go broke?
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