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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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How does a dog stop a video?
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Why was the math book a great listener?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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Why did the WiFi signal break up with its girlfriend?
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What do you call a fish magician?
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What did the dad say when he couldn't find his car keys?
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How does a programmer fix a broken light bulb?
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How does the moon cut its hair?
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Why did the pancake break up with the waffle?
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Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Halloween?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping to work?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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Why did the bicycle fall over at the comedy show?
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
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Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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