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What did the sloth say when it crossed the road?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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How does a penguin build its house?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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Why did the llama bring a ruler to the party?
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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Why did the software developer go to therapy?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo?
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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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Why do dads tell bad jokes?
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Why can't you trust an atom?
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Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Halloween?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
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Why was the belt arrested?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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Why did the chef get arrested?
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Why was the C# developer always calm?
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