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How does a dad keep his cool in a heatwave?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Have you heard about that kidnapping at the park?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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Why did the calendar refuse to go bungee jumping?
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What do you call a programmer who doesn't like coffee?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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What's a tree's least favorite month?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo?
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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How do you make a squirrel laugh?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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Why was the calendar nervous?
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Why did the laptop go to therapy?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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Why did the gardener bring a ladder to work?
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Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Halloween?
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Why did the banana go to the party alone?
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Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home?
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