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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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Why did the belt go to jail?
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How does a scientist freshen her breath?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the boxing match?
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What did one hat say to the other hat?
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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How do you make a sausage roll?
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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How did the octopus make friends at the underwater party?
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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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How does lettuce express its emotions?
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How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
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Why do programmers prefer tea over coffee?
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What did the coder do at the beach?
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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
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What happens to nitrogen when it gets sunburned?
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Why was the calendar always confident?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How do programmers stay cool in summer?
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Why did the sushi break up with the fish?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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