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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
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How do you make a banana split?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the zoo?
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How do you comfort a sad programmer?
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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Why do programmers hate nature documentaries?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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How do you fix a broken tomato?
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?
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How does a dad keep his cool in a heatwave?
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What do you call a polar bear in a desert?
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What did the sushi say to the bee?
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How do you make a watermelon laugh?
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How does a squid make a decision?
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