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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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Why did the programmer break up with their calculator?
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Why was the math book feeling lost?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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How does a train eat?
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
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How does a snail feel after it loses its shell?
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Why did the volleyball player go to the bank?
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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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How do programmers stay cool?
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What do you call a programmer who can't parallel park?
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What do you call a programmer who loves nature?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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Why did the coffee file a lawsuit against its owner?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Why do programmers hate nature documentaries?
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What do you call a computer that sings?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bakery?
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
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How does a bee brush its hair?
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What's a computer's favorite snack?
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