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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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: How do you make a goldfish old?
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What do you call a group of apes playing instruments?
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I used to play piano by ear.
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Why did the bicycle fall over when it tried to eat?
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Why did the dad stare at the orange juice for hours?
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Why did the programmer break up with his keyboard?
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Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Halloween?
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Why don't owls go to concerts?
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Why did the database administrator get lost?
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How does a plant get on the internet?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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How do you make a milkshake laugh?
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
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How does a hamburger introduce his wife?
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What do you call a fish magician?
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
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What did the Java developer say to the Python developer?
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the coding competition?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
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