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How does a T-Rex like its steak?
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I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh.
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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Why do programmers make terrible chefs?
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Why did the hamburger become a detective?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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Why don't elephants use computers?
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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Why did the sloth break up with the tortoise?
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Why did the banana go to school?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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: How do you make a goldfish old?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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How do you fix a broken tomato?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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Why did the cell phone go to therapy?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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What did the digital clock say to its dad?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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