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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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Why did the sloth win the race?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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Why did the dad tomato turn red?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the bar?
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How do you talk to a nervous chicken?
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Why don't dads ever get lost?
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What happens to nitrogen when it gets sunburned?
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I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh.
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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How does a dad start his car on Mondays?
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend?
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Why was the chef embarrassed at the seafood restaurant?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
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Why do bananas need sunscreen at the beach?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog?
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How does a cow send a message?
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What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
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Why did the calendar go to therapy?
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How does a bee style its hair?
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How do you make a squirrel laugh?
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