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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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Why don't programmers like to play hide and seek?
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Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator?
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
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Why was the function unsure of its identity?
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What do you call a barbecue that tells jokes?
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What do you call a fish magician?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
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Why do dads always tell bad jokes in the kitchen?
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How does a dad keep his cool in a heatwave?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
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Why did the salad go to the dentist?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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What do you call a group of musical whales?
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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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