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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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How do construction workers party?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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How does a dad answer the phone on vacation?
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What did the coffee say to the programmer?
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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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How does a taco greet people at a party?
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What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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Why did the sloth break up with the tortoise?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bakery?
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Why did the gym close down?
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What did one hat say to the other hat at the party?
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Why did the dad write jokes about elevators?
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What's a tree's favorite dating app?
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How do you make a banana split?
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What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
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Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?
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Why did the dad win an award for being the best dentist?
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Why was the math book sad on Friday?
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