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Why was the C# developer always calm?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Why did the programmer go broke?
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How does a squid make a decision?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
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How does a plant get on the internet?
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Why don't dads trust stairs?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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What did the coder do at the beach?
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How does a penguin build its house?
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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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What happened to the girl who drank too much tea?
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How does a hamburger introduce its family?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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How does a dad start his car on Mondays?
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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Why couldn't the hamburger trust the hotdog?
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