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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
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What did the digital clock say to its dad?
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Why did the database administrator get lost?
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When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
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Why did the banana go to school?
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How does a T-Rex like its steak?
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: How do you make a goldfish old?
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
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Why was the software developer always calm during emergencies?
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Why was the developer always calm during a crisis?
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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What did the blanket say to the bed?
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Why did the koala break up with its eucalyptus tree girlfriend?
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Why did the pancake break up with the waffle?
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Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
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How does a rapper greet his grandmother?
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How does a taco greet people at a party?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over every night?
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Why did the coffee file a lawsuit against its owner?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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Why was the math book sad after the test?
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