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What do you call a programming wizard?
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How do trees access the internet?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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How does a dad answer the phone on vacation?
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Why was the computer cold?
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How did the programmer fix the bug in his code?
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Why did the WiFi signal break up with its girlfriend?
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What do you call a group of programmers who go on a hike?
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Why did the math book get in trouble at school?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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How do you make a squirrel laugh?
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What did one hat say to the other hat at the party?
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
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Why do cows wear bells?
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Why was the math book sad?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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